Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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