Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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