just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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