Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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