My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Who died my cat blue again?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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