I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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