I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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