I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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