I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?