I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I would fuck him just for his dog