And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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