Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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