whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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