She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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