didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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