There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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