Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
