I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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