What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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