why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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