What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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