I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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