Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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