all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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