Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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