Me. At least after what I've been through.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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