She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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