a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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