U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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