google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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