I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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