Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I can't turn off my feet"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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