I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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