i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
