Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I fill condoms, not promises.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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