if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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