Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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