You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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