Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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