She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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