how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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