I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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