Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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