I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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