Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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