4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Moan for me like Helen Keller
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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