Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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