do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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