Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all