Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?