Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook

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(320): View more from Minnesota

so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..

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(862): View more from New Jersey

dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.

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(773): View more from Illinois

At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen

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(707): View more from California

Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!

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(408): View more from California

you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.

(479): View more from Arkansas

YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT

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