Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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