There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
