he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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