Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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