I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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