Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Holy sore nipples Batman
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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