Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
she told me i tasted like america
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Randomize